Eric Lindros Rumored To Be Retiring, Hairplugs Want To Keep Playing

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Please, please, please…..let this be true. It’s past due, and frankly, we’re sick of his “wrist injury.” But he’s supposed to be announcing the proverbial scratch to our itch on Thursday.

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  1. Eric Lindros rumored to be retiring, hairplugs want to keep playing

    Are those the hiarplugs on his head or his chest?

  2. They transplanted hair from his chest to his head, yo.

  3. I have the champagne on ice, now if they could just get him to shut the hell up.

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