Bergeron Reminds Peers Not To Take Each Other From Behind

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In his first public statements since Philadelphia Flyer Randy Jones tried to lobotomize blasted him head-first into the boards two weeks ago, Patrice Bergeron got his head to stop swimming long enough to make a well-spoken plea to end illegal hits. In fact, he managed to do it in both English and his native French. Way Offside would like to stress to our younger readers that this in no way suggests that Grade 3 concussions lead to stronger bilingual skills. Why, to the best of our knowledge, Saku Koivu hasn’t had any Grade 3 concussions.

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