Will They or Fuckin’ Won’t They? (Fire JFJ…)

The Leafs are almost certain to get anally raped by a hungry, also skidding Carolina tonight. So the question is not how much they will lose by, but whether or not they will finally fire the root cause of the debacle, one douchebag named John Ferguson Junior (see JFJ Suicide Watch parts 1 – 1,000,000).