Ex-NHLer Busted for International Drug Smuggling

Uh-huh. Former Predator blueliner Jere Kalahti has been busted for smuggling coke and ecs into Finland.
This raises serious questions like How the fuck does this happen to a hockey player surrounded by agents? And, how can a guy accept two years of minimum wage in the NHL (for a total of around $1 million), [...]

Not so fast, us

New shit has come to light. Bye-bye, Pronger. (For eight games.)

Thornton vs. Cote: “It’s Just Rock ‘em sock ‘em Robots…”

Wait for the hail pulling. (Seriously.) Or wait for 1:12, when the close-up reverse angle shows 12 punches exchanged in six seconds. Or when the announcer says, “as a hockey fan, Jack, you just sit back and enjoy that.”
You won’t hear that in Canada because the PTA will have your nads removed by committee. That [...]

Campbell let’s Pronger off the hook. Way to go, racist.

Cleaning snow off your skate was never easier. Thanks, Ryan.
Colin Campbell elected to grant Chris Pronger a free pass today: The big guy gets out of what would surely been a fucking prison sentence for stomping on the Canucks’ Ryan Kesler last night. Kesler told TSN that Pronger chopped him on the calf. This [...]

Flyers Bend Over Twice For Leafs’ Kubina

Jeezuz! Two wins in back-to-back meetings. Two game-winning goals by defenseman Pavel Kubina, who seems to be handling the puck—and Philadelphia anuses—better than he has all year. The Leafs are only inching towards a playoffs they may never make, but at least they’re serving notice in all the right butts, leaving a bloody trail [...]

Hockey Night (afternoon) in Kashmir

Indian Olympic Association President Calamadi En Kayos places a call to NHL commish Gary Bettman. “Gary, please! We are so fucking killing it here.”
Being the important hockey moguls we are at WAYOFFSIDE, we get invited to some pretty prestigious events. But we were truly honored—and maybe just a little scared shitless—when we recently journeyed to [...]

Cote vs. Roy

 
“Wait. Let me fix my elbow pad.”
“Sure.”

Welcome Back

 
1. Coloradans welcomed the return of Peter Forsberg with a standing O. Coach Quenville threw him on the top line and played him for near 20 minutes. But anyone who didn’t notice Forsberg favoring his ankle, especially the NHL network’s Gary Green, who said “and he didn’t even favor his ankle!” saw the ice like [...]