Who sucks more than her?

The Oilers. Yesterday at an Edmonton-area autograph signing, Sam Gagner and Andrew Cogliano, who earn a combined $1.6 million, were charging $25 for their stupid fucking signatures. When pressed about it, a spokesman for the organizer said it was for the players “expenses.”

What are these expenses, tampons? When pressed about this by CTV, Cogliano looked at the camera and said “Yes, I have enormous tampon usage. There is nothing I spend more money on than tampons. I use probably half as many as Sean Avery. So that’s a lot.”