Jesus, we need us some writers

Meanwhile, let’s talk about US for a minute. As in WayOffside. We need us some writers. Who’s in? Send us an e-mail with a blurb about hockey and if it’s good, you’re in. There’s room for two or three. Try us at wayoffside@gmail.com.
Meanwhile, let’s catch up: Sweden Detroit won the Cup. Fanfuckingtastic, and man, it [...]

Dallas: Once the Toast of Texas, Soon to be Texas Toast

Pittsburgh vs. Philadelphia. The Battle of Pennsylvania. Blue Collar Mining Town vs. Financial, Political and Intellectual Center. Two high-flying squads that hate each other’s guts for the shallowest of reasons. A classic match-up for a Stanley Cup semi-final. But the Dallas Stars vs. Detroit Red Wings? It’s almost sad. The Wings are dissecting the Stars [...]

Avery: Still Not Dead…but hurt

And by “spleen” do they mean “vagina?”

Video: Hitler reacts to the situation in Vancouver

One team. Two chins. No job.

Nonis was fired. And predictably, the Brian Burke rumors are flying. Not the ones about him and Todd Bertuzzi on a Sunday in May, top down on the LeBaron, KFC take-out bags balled up and discarded in the back seat and miles and miles of nothing but….togetherness. No. The other ones.

Quote of the year

Maybe. Just fucking maybe. It’s right up there with Belak’s “we’ve all been caught with our pants down.”

My Favourite Time of Year

IS THAT DANIEL ALFREDSSON IN THERE?

More Summer Love Notes

What to do when your season is over and you need a reason to play… for the Edmonton Oilers that means sharing their misery with a division rival! A game after having their playoff hopes dashed, the injury-addled Oilers eliminated the increasingly pathetic Vancouver Canucks from postseason play with a 2-1 win Thursday night. [...]

Dear Edmonton:

Love,
Calgary

Avery, left, (accidentally) doesn’t rule out his own gayness

Re: the allegation that Sean Avery’s name was found in a prostie’s black book:
“We’ve been laughing hysterically about it all morning,” Avery said.
Um, Sean? These people are laughing at your alleged involvement with women.