“Attention, Earth: I am Glen Sather, and I wish to communicate with you.”

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“I got Drury and Gomez to play with Jagr and those other guys without pubic hair. Possibly the best forwards aside from Ottawa. Because all I need is goal scoring. This is all I had to do when I coached Gretzky. Now I’ve got a young Swedish goaltender protected by big name defencemen like, uh, um, that…guy…and Marek Malik. We’re going to be fine.”

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