Shane Doan already planning sound bite for upcoming loss


You can almost hear the rusty little wheels turning inside Shane Doan’s head. Because he and his Phoenix Coyotes will be playing the Cup-reigning Ducks tonight and they’re going to get killed. Something like 5-1, or 7-3 or maybe even a close 3-0. (The Coyotes work in dog years. A 3-0 loss is basically a tie.) Doan is no idiot. He knows the value of having a reserve tank of sound bites at the ready. The smart money is on “they won more battles and got some good bounces.” Coach Gretzky already has his lined up.


One Response

  1. […] How the fuck did they win? Looks like the Doaner can take a rain check on that preemptive we-don’t-know-why-we-lost sound bite. […]

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