Doctors: David Koci suffering from acute ass kicking


Does anyone know if the Bruins actually won? Seriously, we don’t know. We were too busy having joy seizures after Zdeno Chara, the 6-foot-9, 260-pound Bruins captain, challenged Blackhawks tough guy David Koci to drop ’em. Koci obliged despite having a Wade Belak-administered nose job just days earlier. Chara took hold of Koci and made him look like a pumpkin on November 1st. See that dislodged black strip of helmet lining near his nose? That’s actually a blood geyser. Koci left the game and didn’t return. Props to Koci for taking on a guy who should be locked under a glass dome and attended by people in white lab coats who’s full-time job is cataloging his massiveness.


2 Responses

  1. fuck this was good; koca deserves it

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