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Canucks win, Pyatt escapes douchebag status.


It may have been Luongo shutting down Ovechkin in the final few seconds, it may have been coach Alain Vigneault not being the idiot he has been in the past, it may even have been us slagging them, but the Canucks finally rallied to pull one out last night thanks to perennial cross-dresser and question mark Taylor Pyatt’s “I’m maybe not as much of an underachieving douche as my stats suggest” two-goal night. Still, the chances of him following up last season’s NHL career-high 23 goals (courtesy of being wedged between the Sedin sisters like Anson Carter before him) with the kind of 40-goal season he had in junior with the Sudbury Wolves, is, according to statisticians, approximately 1 in 10 bazillion.


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