Aside from hair follicles, is there any part of Hasek that hasn’t been injured? And does anyone really think this 42-year-old is the key to the Cup anymore? Detroit, who’s stocked the pantry with young European goal scorers and that kid from Newfoundland, sure does. Apparently, four injuries in one year is perfectly normal for a franchise ‘tender. Guess Detroit hasn’t clued in that this is the guy who has a Howard Hughesian sense of bodily scrutiny; a natural impulse to relentlessly scan himself for disaster. What’s next, diagnosing himself with male cervical cancer?
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