Surprise! Dominik Hasek out indefinitely with “sore hip”

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Aside from hair follicles, is there any part of Hasek that hasn’t been injured? And does anyone really think this 42-year-old is the key to the Cup anymore? Detroit, who’s stocked the pantry with young European goal scorers and that kid from Newfoundland, sure does. Apparently, four injuries in one year is perfectly normal for a franchise ‘tender. Guess Detroit hasn’t clued in that this is the guy who has a Howard Hughesian sense of bodily scrutiny; a natural impulse to relentlessly scan himself for disaster. What’s next, diagnosing himself with male cervical cancer?

Here’s hoping.

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  1. […] for all of 12 seconds before Detroit scored to tie it up. That was also when the helium ran out. Hasek-less Detroit went on to earn a 3-2 victory their fifth consecutive win. Still, the Einstein’s on the Motor […]

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