Jagr loses front teeth in Rangers win, Lundqvist’s penis is relieved

“Listen…I’ve been thinking. I’m just not…ummm… ready. Like you know how you come home and I always say I’m tired? And you want me to stay up because Wednesday is Gray’s Anatomy night? I just need you to understand that I want to take it slow.”

(Rangers beat Lightning, Jagr sans teeth.)


2 Responses

  1. do you think they’ll put Jagr’s teeth in the Bobby Clarke Museum of wayward incisors?

  2. Put your face closer to your screen and take a whiff. You can practically smell the homoerotica.

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