Tucker’s torn ACL has critics sweating.


Could this be the end of an era? All the soft-seated fags who love to hate Toronto Maple Leaf Darcy Tucker should have reason to rejoice now that he’s out indefinitely with a torn ACL. Instead, many are worried that tearing his Asshole Crucial Ligament—the very thing holding his glorious obnoxiousness together—may cause Tucker to weaken like Samson after a haircut and come back nicer than normal, leaving them nothing to complain about except his talent and hard-nosed style. I guess we’re only a couple of MRIs and “we’re gonna try it out in a brace” statements away from finding out for sure…


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