Patrick Kane is getting very, very laid

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This 18-year-old rookie, who is leading the ‘Hawks in scoring; who is reviving interest in this dormant franchise; who is supported by no less than Joan Cusack, screaming her head off in the tenth row while Kid Rock, in his Red Wings jersey, watches him dismantle his ‘Cup favorites with a powerplay goal and an assist in front of the ‘Hawks first home-town sellout crowd in years; who did this on the team’s first televised home game in just as long, who is starting to run away with the nod for the Calder, is probably getting very, very laid.

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