Hello? Hello? Is This Thing On?

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Yesterday the NHL announced that commissioner Gary Bettman will host a weekly radio show on XM. Fans have been encouraged to send questions for Bettman via phone and email. Sample questions we suggest include, “Are you in possession of any medical documents with substantive proof that you are, in fact, NOT retarded?” and, “Can you please die already?”

Or just something about the instigator rule.

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  1. Other questions:

    “So… if you were to committ suicide, would you be a head -in-the-oven- kinda guy, like I imagine you are? Or wuold you just take buttloads of sleeping pills?”

    “I never knew you had experimental sugery to get your balls removed “(ok, so not orginal, but still funny)

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