Today Dallas owner Tom Hick(s) fired GM Doug Armstrong, the man who got them the Cup, locked up Turco to a long-term deal, and achieved the third-most amount of NHL wins since 2002. It came after a “disappointing 7-7 start,” something Phoenix actually aspires to. Clearly, it’s Armstrong’s fault that Turco hasn’t been great, Modano appalling, and the team is relying on–wait for it–Mike Ribeiro for scoring.
The solution? Hire Brett Hull. This is a bad idea. Invading Iraq bad. What else can Hull do besides fill up the TV frame with his giant head and blame Armstrong for everything bad that happens this season?
(Clue: see the fifth picture)