NHL Garage Sale!

The Preds are for sale. But since they can’t decide on a suitor, the NHL may hold a garage sale. Here’s the flyer.

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One NHL arena. Comes with 50-50 tickets, Jason Arnott, and one jar of barbecue sauce. Asking $190 million. No Canadians please. Contact: BigBallerCraig@concast.con


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Bankruptcy Sale: Three Stanley Cup rings (’97, ’08, ’02), mint condition. No other blemishes other than prominent Red Wings logo on top. Asking $19,000 or six bottles of Crown Royal. Grinder4Hire@shew.ca

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Official Philadelphia Flyers-issue human heart, mint condition! Never used! Serious offers only. TheBigE@sympetico.ca

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2003 Ferrari 360 Modena, p/w, p/dl, 6-spd, minor body damage from being cut in two separate pieces. Interior slightly stained. $11,492 obo. TheHeater15@rogerme.com
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One Care Bears I’m-Sorry-Themed Balloon-a-gram, excellent condition. Slight crust formed on Tender Heart’s left cheek. Comes with card already addressed with enough postage to reach California found in dumpster near the Skyreach Center. Contact the Salvation Army on 102nd Ave.

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  1. […] NHL Garage Sale! The Preds are for sale. But since they can’t decide on a suitor, the NHL may hold a garage sale. Here’s the […] […]

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