“It’s absolute bullshit.”
-Lightning head coach John Tortorella on recent trade rumors about Martin St. Louis for Dallas goalie Marty Turco
“We have fewer hockey players than pandas.”
-Lan Li, the vice-chairman of the Chinese Ice Hockey Association
“I don’t think we’ve ever had the same problem…It’s simply not part of their culture.”
-Bill Daly, NHL deputy commissioner, reacting to baseball’s Mitchell Report, just to make sure we understood that no NHL player would ever take performance-enhancing drugs, has ever considered it, or lived in the same country as drugs. He promises.
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