McCabe Can’t Spank It For 6-8 Weeks


Maple Leafs 30+-minutes per game defenseman Bryan McCabe had hand surgery Monday and will be out 6-8 weeks. He broke three bones in his left hand during Saturday’s loss at Montreal. See? Yeah, those ones… we think.


3 Responses

  1. […] at it again! No sooner does Bryan McCabe slip from the line-up than the Leaf defenses commit the biggest bed-shitting of the year. Up 2-0 with a minute and a half […]

  2. “McCabe can’t spank it for 6-8 weeks”

    Well, what did you think his other hand is for? Balance? Times like these test a man’s soul and levels of ambedextriousness

  3. […] super-hot netminder Vesa Toskala’s recent wang strain. Or is it superstar defenseman Bryan McCabe suddenly having to have his hand rebuilt? Whatever the deal, the unforgiving Toronto sports media know whose head to serve up on a […]

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