Benazir Bhutto Assassinated, John Ferguson Apparently Jealous: Suicide Watch Part 1,000,000


4-3 loss to the Islanders, 4-1 down to Philie, a 6-1 sodmizing by the Rangers. When is the Raycroft meltdown going to end? Can this guy even play hockey anymore? Could he when Ferguson acquired him from Boston? Not really, he was up-and-down like a toilet seat all last season, all through the beginning of this season, and now he’s all they’ve got… See that bullet in John Ferguson’s head? That’s super-hot netminder Vesa Toskala’s recent wang strain. Or is it superstar defenseman Bryan McCabe suddenly having to have his hand rebuilt? Whatever the deal, the unforgiving Toronto sports media know whose head to serve up on a platter…


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  1. […] The Leafs are almost certain to get anally raped by a hungry, also skidding Carolina tonight. So the question is not how much they will lose by, but whether or not they will finally fire the root cause of the debacle, one douchebag named John Ferguson Junior (see JFJ Suicide Watch parts 1 – 1,000,000). […]

  2. I think you are being too hard on me. What am I supposed to do? Everytime I even want to take a leak I have to have the board ok it! I happen to be a very good GM that works for a dysfunctional organization content to simply bring in the suits and sell cocktails and smoke meat sandwiches for 17 bucks a pop!

    Leave me alone already – (and stop swearing so much, it makes you look very childish).

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