Ferguson’s DNA: Discuss.

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Yuh-huh. And as the Leafs slipped to dead last in the Eastern Conference last night, once he no longer had the position to do anything about it, he told TSN that the Leafs should be “sellers.” As in, get rid of Tucker, Sundin,  and McCabe. The ones he chose to extend. The ones he chose to offer no-trade clauses toward.

Meanwhile, scientists are busy conducting DNA tests on Ferguson and whether or not he’s the only non-retarded member of our species that lacks neurons for irony, inside-voice control, and timing.

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