Lidstrom Goes Down On Laperriere

Yesterday the league’s highest-scoring D-man went down on Ian Laperriere…after he was wallpapered. But it’s not like the Wings will even notice his absence, given their retarded arsenal of Swedish and Russian weaponry. But they are still without the guy with the big C.

If Lidstrom is to miss three weeks it’s not the biggest deal: he’ll be back for playoffs. But it kind of makes you wonder if the age-old xenophobia of “Will a Euro captain finally win the Cup?” will ever go away. Non-retards are fairly convinced that it’s unlikely until one of them actually wins the fucker.

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One Response

  1. I laughed so god damn hard when I saw the headline, I nearly shit my pants.

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