Jeezuz! Two wins in back-to-back meetings. Two game-winning goals by defenseman Pavel Kubina, who seems to be handling the puck—and Philadelphia anuses—better than he has all year. The Leafs are only inching towards a playoffs they may never make, but at least they’re serving notice in all the right butts, leaving a bloody trail not unlike the trickle-down effect of prison sex in their wake: after being double ass-fucked by New Jersey and several guards (unconscious NHL referees) they simply turned around and anally raped the weakest link ahead of them.
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